- Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

 

- Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

 

- Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

 

- When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

 

- If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

 

- On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past but never the present.

 

- The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.